As I begin each day probably are not awakened by the alarm (strange, Asai?), And to this end, take the blanket and throws it over LCD TV, which fall down and break (I anger you under the TV to an object sharp pyramid shaped, if the TV fails to be perforated and have reason to remove my eyes). But I left out the eyes on you later as I still need them. So therefore, had to leave the room to step on the TV, but let's be boring if everything was (however, inevitably his eyes out). I'm going to the bathroom, turn on warm water and I'm going to the kitchen chiueveta (takes a little hot water to come). Pull one foot in the door I stretch your legs (and inevitably opened the door). Take a broom and push to open the refrigerator door, get some eggs, a relative of salami, a bar of soap and mayonnaise (I like to have fresh soap morning). Asadeci, take all of this (with soap and all), open the oven door, and throw them out there, you know, inside the microwave, then slammed the door (I like the sound) Fresh up both power and time, and go water in the bathroom to check. Instead of flowing water, mud, so I said wait (still water contoru apples). I heard a strange sound in the microwave, but that's it I get my clothes on (I wont to sleep naked dick) I opened the door, then I inchiso (while I went inside, outside) I go to an Opel Astra (after that I realized it was mine) and I forced the lock with a pen. I walked in, I pulled the door on me (after all did not go pen and had to cut door bomfaierul). Once inside the car, I started to dance tango and then I started to nod like a rocker, but we danced (and usually if you are sitting about 2cm between the head and the ceiling, but I was more special, we could dance). So. Finally meet I sat in front of the wheel, I took a mayonnaise jar and poured on board, then I put the jar empty seat next to me to not feel so alone. I do not suffer the belt put anything, or do not receive a fine from traffic police for failure to satisfy the public for food containers, I put a spoon in the contact hole and started. Being color blind from birth, and later because my eyes off you because LCD penetrated the pyramid, and I started to go red, and green and yellow, but I do not care. I kicked in the blue board and dropped a barrel full of rum, and while driving the car with teeth (I was very nice and white teeth, and so I stuck in the wheel that I commend to others the teeth shining white I), I got hands (actually they were attached to me but all I got), I tilted until I poured rum barrel intro pint (1 liter). We're back with teeth in the mouth, my both legs coiled around the steering wheel to have free hands and mouth. I began to sip the cup, sorry, pint of rum until I got very deep intro state of intoxication. I heard all kinds of sounds and cries, and blood flowed as my windshield. So I clicked with the language of the computer power button board, and voice command, I asked to show my very pornographic film. During his vizionaruu, obictul work, tool, relative, joystick or whatever you want about them began to grow as dough for bread, and I could not reach the windshield wiper lever with the help of (I happy then). The blood was gone from my face, but still smell of decomposing human. I put the mug in support and I bent the cabinet to remove a car freshener smell of mountain air. I hung the mirror odorizatorul, and very quickly I was hit in the face of a breeze of fresh air Bucegi (there are air fresheners manufactured). I arrived at work ....
This story is still in the prototype, in a word, lack of ideas right now because my stomach that rumbling.'
Ghiciti ce-i asta! ;)
